royal-high:

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english  he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work

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kickthepj:

*nervous laughter* haha, yeah, this could totally be funny to put on tumblr or whatever…right? ha…ha.

drrtyfilthygorgeous:

only-slightly-insane:

finn-stagram:

orangemuses:

why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries

tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010

excuse me, this post is actually teaching us how to successfully evade the law after murdering someone.

we don’t need to be taught how to murder people.

Supernatural taught me how to do that really successfully. 

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iusedtobethefire:

katnisstiel:

yesbecausereasons:

real—not—real:

real—not—real:

assckles:

assckles:

I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once

the journey has begun…

DOING THIS ON EVERY DOLLAR I COME ACROSS

Like I said

fandom will take over american currency

i cannot wait til he gets one and tweets about it omfg

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sparkle-fluff:

aashketchumm:

eatmemeow:

 

I AM CRYING AT HOW CUTE THIS IS

bounce bounce bounce bounce
dietchola:

 we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we
finnickdistractsme:

krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me

phildanosaurusrex:

Imagine if Dan never never started YouTube and finished his law course at Uni instead and then became a lawyer

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hotstriderbutt:

brodave:

malformalady:

Tree struck by lightning caused the bark to explode, effectively stripping the tree

nothing gets me hotter than a good old strip treese

r u kidding me
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

potteraddicted:

# oh dear god # look at her face # look at her trying to make friends # anyone who tells me that hermione had friends pre-series is so incredibly wrong


this was painful to watch in the theater as a kid because i did this every day